Receptionist - "Good morning, [company name], this is [Valancy Jane], how can I help you?"
Caller - "Yes, ext 1210, [Nice Systems Engineer].
Receptionist - *french accent* "Ah yes, a fine choice madame, an excellent vintage. From Napa Valley, earthy but with a hint of sophistication."
Caller - "Huh?"
Receptionist - "Uh, [Nice Systems Engineer]'s cool. *pause* He DID go to Napa Valley last month with his wife."
*long pause*
Receptionist - "Yeah, I'll put you right through now."
Caller - "Yes, ext 1210, [Nice Systems Engineer].
Receptionist - *french accent* "Ah yes, a fine choice madame, an excellent vintage. From Napa Valley, earthy but with a hint of sophistication."
Caller - "Huh?"
Receptionist - "Uh, [Nice Systems Engineer]'s cool. *pause* He DID go to Napa Valley last month with his wife."
*long pause*
Receptionist - "Yeah, I'll put you right through now."
1 Comments:
This made me almost snort Pepsi through my nose.
Thank you! : )
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