When old friends look you up, that's the beauty of the internet, right there.
First Adam.
Then Bug.
*sigh* She was always the pretty 'sister.'
Growing up we told everyone we were sisters. We also told people about accidently stealing a police car in Thailand and that we were Irish immigrants who'd never seen a movie before. We were compulsive liars/'spontaneous actresses.'
*remembering*
Oh the stories we told strangers.
"No, Leonardo DiCaprio isn't as tall as he looks in movies. 'Cause I remember when I walked in on him kissing you while we were all on Stallone's yacht, and he wasn't bending over much."
"I call her Bug 'cause her first job was as an exterminator. Do you still have one of your cards, hun? She specialized in rare and exotic infestations."
"No, sorry, we don't speak english." *in perfect unaccented english*
"Lara Croft was actually based on her." *gestures toward Bug in her Lara Croft Halloween costume*
"Actually the judge ordered that I'm not allowed to 'socialize' without her. Its part of my parole."
Is it any wonder she grew up to be an actress?
First Adam.
Then Bug.
*sigh* She was always the pretty 'sister.'
Growing up we told everyone we were sisters. We also told people about accidently stealing a police car in Thailand and that we were Irish immigrants who'd never seen a movie before. We were compulsive liars/'spontaneous actresses.'
*remembering*
Oh the stories we told strangers.
"No, Leonardo DiCaprio isn't as tall as he looks in movies. 'Cause I remember when I walked in on him kissing you while we were all on Stallone's yacht, and he wasn't bending over much."
"I call her Bug 'cause her first job was as an exterminator. Do you still have one of your cards, hun? She specialized in rare and exotic infestations."
"No, sorry, we don't speak english." *in perfect unaccented english*
"Lara Croft was actually based on her." *gestures toward Bug in her Lara Croft Halloween costume*
"Actually the judge ordered that I'm not allowed to 'socialize' without her. Its part of my parole."
Is it any wonder she grew up to be an actress?
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