Friday, November 11, 2005
Another Actual Conversation
David - "Want another tequila shot?"

VJ - "No, one is fine."

David - "Come on, have another."

VJ - "Naw, I'm good. I'm a pretty easy slut while sober, when it comes to you. And I'm a pretty sloppy drunk. So you've got nothing to gain, and plenty to lose, by pouring expensive alcohol down me."


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