What Do I Need? Ask Google.

This is a fun new game, learned from Coco.

Go to www.google.com
Type in "[your name] needs" as in "Therese needs" or "Miss Kendra Needs"
Then copy and paste the best or the first sentences that come up.

For me -

• Every VJ needs one on the dance floor. (A rose in my teeth?)
• VJ needs advice on home improvements. (What are you implying?)
• The VJ needs to be in visual contact with the light engineer, in order to signal lighting cues. (I like it when they call me "THE VJ")
• But if we unpack the skills that a VJ needs we can see it isn’t the speed of yourHard Drive or the specifications of your software that matter. (somehow, this sounds dirty)
• VJ Needs Your Help (probably true)
• The VJ needs to return to its previous position of a border patrol force, not a civilian repression force as it has been for the last couple of months. (sheesh, have I been that bad?)
• VJ needs to restore the honor to his name. (or the correct gender pronoun, that would be a nice start)
• If a DJ or VJ needs a quick 10-second fill, he/she may grab your copy and just read the first sentence on the air. (again, this somehow sounds dirty. And risky)
• While gift of the gab is a must, the recipe for an ideal VJ needs a dollop of charm, a helping of good looks, a serving of wit and a dash of 'difference'. (No, consult my sidebar, it requires dandylions and twilight and banjo music)
• VJ needs to spend less time pounding balls (Er, sorry about that)
• If VJ needs help let me know, I've got several characters that would be willing to aid you. (Yeah, don't fuck with me. I've got CHARACTERS, people.)
• i really want vinnie to come back because i think that VJ needs to meet his real dad and i just think it would be very exiting. (mmmmkay)
• Inak je momentalne moj sen vytvorit audiovizualny ('cause every VJ needs MC too)soundvisualsystem zdruzujuci ludi tulajucich sa nielen priestorom ale aj (Can't argue with that.)
• VJ Needs New Crew - If there are no takers then the December issue may well be our sunset voyage. (Well, I'd LOVE my own crew, but I can't imagine it's that dire a situation.)
• VJ needs to be ready to conduct interviews & lead-ins from a SUV car.
• I think VJ needs to set up some counselling sessions. (Wouldn't be the first time it's been suggested.)
• ... or mayb its juz the general 'decline' in spirit among victorians now. and thats sad. i dun understand why ure adamant that vj needs a tag. (And I don't understand that sentence.)
• vj needs to win twice (Er, yeah. I do.)
• He stated that he will probably go back in the summer if VJ needs him. (I don't know who 'he' is, but that's nice to know.)