Another Actual Conversation

Receptionist - "Good afternoon, [company name], this is [Valancy Jane], how can I help you?"

Sales Guy - *mimics voice* "Good afternoon, [company name], this is [Sales Guy], how can I help you?"

*both laugh*

Sales Guy - "Can you -"

Receptionist - "Speak normally? *lapses out of phone voice* I can try."

Sales Guy - *laughs* "Can you -"

Receptionist - "Turn up the banjo music? Sure." *turns it up loud*

Sales Guy - *laughs hard* "You're weird, [Valancy Jane]."

Receptionist - "Yes. *back into professional phone voice* What can I do for you?"

Sales Guy - "I forgot."