I'll Skip The Story And Jump Right To The Moral

Slim old cowboys named Pete and Clint, that claim to have had to many beers to really play well and just want to take a break from dancing with the pretty ladies but wouldn't mind a friendly game of pool .................... yeah, they've probably never lost a game in their lives and certainly don't intend to start with you, not that that should stop you from playing with them. By all means, play, put up a fight, learn a trick or two, make one good shot, then surrender to the inevitable.
If you're classier than I thought to be, you'll ask Pete to dance after you graciously lose.


I guess I sorta told the story there too, didn't I?