........... when you get your electric bill, the one for the hottest month of the year, the one that should be really high and you cringe and look at what you owe and it says that due to some glitch you've been overpaying for the past couple months and not only do you not owe them ANYTHING this month, but they still owe you $6.43.
........... when a complete stranger sees you waiting in a long line for the ladies room at the Coldplay concert and pulls you, JUST YOU, out of the very long line and tells you that the line for the other ladies room is MUCH shorter and then offers to show you where it is and takes you there and then disapears before you can thank that BEAUTIFUL and LOVELY man. Really, since when do men understand how horrid it is to have to wait FOR-FRICKIN'-EVER to sit on a scary toilet seat? And since when do men go out of their way for a woman without expecting at least a chance to flirt?
Lovely Man, you are a saint and I love you and I was inspired by you and after peeing, I paid the favor on and on the way back to my seat, I told a woman at the end of the long line about the short line.
........... when a complete stranger sees you waiting in a long line for the ladies room at the Coldplay concert and pulls you, JUST YOU, out of the very long line and tells you that the line for the other ladies room is MUCH shorter and then offers to show you where it is and takes you there and then disapears before you can thank that BEAUTIFUL and LOVELY man. Really, since when do men understand how horrid it is to have to wait FOR-FRICKIN'-EVER to sit on a scary toilet seat? And since when do men go out of their way for a woman without expecting at least a chance to flirt?
Lovely Man, you are a saint and I love you and I was inspired by you and after peeing, I paid the favor on and on the way back to my seat, I told a woman at the end of the long line about the short line.
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that was nice.:)
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