Awwwwww

Thank you, nice man in the minivan that tried to flirt with me on the freeway. No, sorry, I couldn't read the note you held up a 70 mph, and I couldn't read your lips very well either, but your pantamime and the enthusiaism (which almost ran you, me and a man in a Passat off the road) was oh so flattering.

I think you're beautiful too, in a different way perhaps, but with no less feeling.