Another Actual IM Conversation

David says:
we are the entertainment

Valancy Jane says:
For tonight?

David says:
you and me are the entertainment for the show tonight

Valancy Jane says:
You and me?

David says:
better do some stretches

Valancy Jane says:
*gets out her tamborine* I've been waiting for this moment all my life.

David says:
k
pulls dancing monkey out of music box
Welcome to the Dave and Mr. Jiggles show

Valancy Jane says:
*puts on her veil and belt of bells*
HEY!

David says:
with special guest [Valancy Jane]

Valancy Jane says:
I want top billing with the MONKEY!

David says:
Mr Jiggles and I go way back

Valancy Jane says:
And [edited for content, and because it adds such a funny nuance to an innocent conversation] with you gets me NOWHERE?

David says:
He gets all the chicks with his little hat and vest.... despite his weight problem


Valancy Jane says:
*still jealous*

David says:
you are our "pecial guest"

Valancy Jane says:
Can I have a solo?

David says:
sure
solo tamborine

Valancy Jane says:
Ok. *utterly pacified*

David says:
what about playing the cowbell on his koliopy song?

Valancy Jane says:
Ok!

David says:
I think thats what calliope music is missing and I will let you make that musical breakthrough

Valancy Jane says:
Wow. It's my chance, my shot, my moment in the sun.

David says:
yup
Mr Jiggles and I will probably go to the downtown cafe for a beer while you play your solo

Valancy Jane says:
Ok. Bring me back a beer, ok?