Ma Homie in Marketing - *showing lobby to French Executive* "So you can see the new paint and carpet, and the new plasma screen will be right there behind [Valancy Jane] and then we will refinish these stair rails to match the mahogany on her desk."
French Executive - "Looks great, [Ma Homie in Marketing]. You can be my interior decorator."
*leaves the room*
Receptionist - "Oh, [Ma Homie], pleaseohpleaseohplease, can we take him up on that? Secretly? Just take off an afternoon and redecorate his house and let him come home and find it that way? Pleaseohpleaseohplease?"
Ma Homie in Marketing - *eyes light up, and evil grin slowly spreads across his face*
French Executive - "Looks great, [Ma Homie in Marketing]. You can be my interior decorator."
*leaves the room*
Receptionist - "Oh, [Ma Homie], pleaseohpleaseohplease, can we take him up on that? Secretly? Just take off an afternoon and redecorate his house and let him come home and find it that way? Pleaseohpleaseohplease?"
Ma Homie in Marketing - *eyes light up, and evil grin slowly spreads across his face*
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