Warning for all the ladies out there; and men please inform your significant other.
The Latest Scam:
Robbing Females using the bathroom at a Shopping Mall. The way the scam works is, a man slips into a women's restroom and sneaks into a stall. He waits until there is only one woman in the restroom in a neighboring stall.
The criminal then stands on the toilet and points a hand gun into the next stall, demanding the woman's valuables. After getting her cash and jewelry, he demands that she remove all of her clothing and kick them out of the stall. The thief tosses the clothing into a shopping bag, hangs an out of order sign on the restroom door, and slips back into the mall. The out of order sign ensures no one will soon come to the woman's rescue. It usually takes an hour or two for the woman to work up the nerve to leave the restroom in the nude, giving the criminal ample time to make his get away. The woman is left naked and humiliated in a mall full of strangers.
The best defense, say police, is to never go into a shopping mall restroom alone, as only women who are by themselves are targeted.
PLEASE FORWARD THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW.
This has so far been a nearly perfect crime, as none of the perpetrators have been caught.
Don't let this happen to another woman.
See, the reason no thief would get away with this with me is that it's hard to make a quiet getaway with an unashamed naked woman charging after you, screaming, "Give me back my purse, IT HAS A NAME, AND I LOVE HER!!!!"
3 Comments:
JR should be assured that he has a smart and bathroom-savy girlfriend ;)
This is one of the many reasons why you're special.
*can't comment*
*busy laughing too hard*
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