Quote of the Day

And my bread is at that point where you're just not sure if the little discolored specs are any one of the "12 whole grains" advertised on the label (uh, wheat, Sleepy, Dasher, envy, uh, the piggie that ate roast beef, the piggie (no relation) who built his house of sticks, Judas, um...'wonder,' calling birds, Curly, Tuesday, and Balthasar) (had I known it was going to be that difficult when I started, I wouldn't have started) or "the beginning of a new colony of bread mold, one that will soon try to convince the bag of potatoes to start a revolution - a coup d'tator-tat if you will - to overthrow the 'bringer of light' who appears periodically turning the darkness momentarily into blindingly bright light, pulling one of their neighbors - like the bag of string cheese or a carton of yogurt - out never to be seen again."
-MooCow