Jefe, he slays me.

He wrote this.

1. So here I am at my computer watching Donnie Darko alone in my house with all the lights off. The sound quality on the version of this film that I downloaded is very poor, so the volume on my Logitech surround sound system is, for the first time in its existence, pegged all the way to the maximum setting. Although this would normally blow the screen out of my monitor, I can barely hear the film.

2. Apparently my friend Justin decided to try to add me as a friend on this site and as it always does, myspace sent me an e-mail letting me know.

3. I have an e-mail alert noise that sounds that sounds kind of like a gunshot.Some of you may be asking yourselves what all this means, why I would post these random and meaningless thoughts... Patience....
Just a the part in the movie when it's flashing back and forth between Donnie's parrents talking to the psychiatrist, and Donnie trying to stab Frank...BAM!!!!!!!!!!! Jeff gets the aforementioned e-mail.
Now, if you've never been shot at by a blast of noise from eleven speakers pointing at you from six different directions, then you will probably think that it's funny that I jumped out of my chair so fast that my keyboard and mouse went flying. You will probably think it's even funnier that I peed a little. But if you HAVE experienced this terrible, yet amazing peal of pure sound insanity, (and at such an intense moment) then you will respect me greatly for not peeing more than a little.