Another Actual IM Conversation

Thérèse says:
what the ---

Valancy Jane says:
Monkey?

Valancy Jane says:
Candy bar?

Valancy Jane says:
Color Purple?

Thérèse says:
*looks down at left boob, gaze freezes there*

Ike says:
WHAT THE

Thérèse says:
*tries to determine how long that has been there*

Ike says:
what's on it?

Valancy Jane says:
A nipple?

Thérèse says:
*tries to wipe it off*

Valancy Jane says:
*dies laughing*

Thérèse says:
*looks to the left*
*looks to the righ*
*licks own boob*

Thérèse says:
salty.