Another Actual Conversation

Girlfriend Waiting Around At Rock Climbing Gym - *spies blocks of chalk* "Can I draw pictures all over the floor with the chalk while I wait?"

Girl Behind Counter and Guy Behind Counter - *simultaneously and respectively* "YES!" and "NO!"

It's a good thing the Guy Behind Counter didn't let me. I fully intended to trace the outline of my own body as I usually do with chalk, and in hindsight, that might not have been funny to the climbers, to have a chalk outline on the floor under a rock wall.