Oh, and I'm also 26th on the search list for 'premade bows'.
The really odd part is that in each of these links, I've attracted readers. So, uh, Hi. Glad you came, I guess.
I'm the luckiest girl in the world. Seriously, the world loves me. I'm not sure why it does, but I love most of it right back. I love wrapping presents. Flowers are important. That TOTALLY wasn't me who prank called you, I swear. I love to grocery shop. My boyfriend loves to cook. I can't get enough of kissing him. My bicycle has streamers on the handles. I think if people wanna know about my faith, they'll ask. I look young, and sound old. I love chaos, so you'll always find pets and teenagers around my house. I always have at least one book in my purse. At camp in high school, I was voted "Most Talkative." UNANIMOUSLY. I dance at the slightest provocation. This blog is my mirror, my publicist, my calendar, and my most flattering angle. I am its pushy stage mother. And apparently, I'm important enough to get hate mail. Sweet.
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3 Comments:
I regret mentioning that I don't know how to make a lightsaber, as it has only brought in more searches.
People seem to like it when I post about the gay bar I used to work in. The trouble is, the name of the bar has really drawn me some insane hits!
Note to self: NEVER work anywhere called "The Back Door" again.
Thanks for putting those words on my blog. Now MY site will show up on the same searches.
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