I SWEAR I looked presentable when I left this morning.
But the zipper on my pants won't stay up for more than five minutes, the collar of my sweater caught on the seat belt buckle and is unraveling at a rate that makes me think it'll be a tube top by noon, and worst of all, the underwire in my bra has broken free and is stabbing me in the chest.
Somewhere, I suspect,is someone with a doll that resembles me, and instead of sticking pins in it, he/she is snipping at the clothes.
There is no other rational explanation.
But the zipper on my pants won't stay up for more than five minutes, the collar of my sweater caught on the seat belt buckle and is unraveling at a rate that makes me think it'll be a tube top by noon, and worst of all, the underwire in my bra has broken free and is stabbing me in the chest.
Somewhere, I suspect,is someone with a doll that resembles me, and instead of sticking pins in it, he/she is snipping at the clothes.
There is no other rational explanation.
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Oh, would you like to add my shoe that lost it's sole today?
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