We're all supposed to come dressed in the uniform of our favorite sport.
After discussing the possibilities with 'Rez, and keeping in mind that my goal is to make them regret having this 'event', we've narrowed it down to a few possibilities.
A tutu. With no explanation offered to the visitors that come in for meetings.
A swimsuit. Again, offering no explanation as to why I'm sitting at my desk in the lobby in a bikini.
Throwing a dodgeball at everyone that passes through the lobby.
And my personal favorite, wearing a sash that says "Competative Spelling Champ" and spelling out, slowly and nervously, one word in each sentence.
After discussing the possibilities with 'Rez, and keeping in mind that my goal is to make them regret having this 'event', we've narrowed it down to a few possibilities.
A tutu. With no explanation offered to the visitors that come in for meetings.
A swimsuit. Again, offering no explanation as to why I'm sitting at my desk in the lobby in a bikini.
Throwing a dodgeball at everyone that passes through the lobby.
And my personal favorite, wearing a sash that says "Competative Spelling Champ" and spelling out, slowly and nervously, one word in each sentence.
2 Comments:
I sincerely hope you do one of them.
Looks up and frowns in concentration.
Sincerely. S-i-n-c-e-r-e-l-y. Sincerely.
Looks over at audience to confirm correct spelling of word, gets confirmation, then sighs audibly.
I hope it's the spelling bee one.
Spelling. S-p-e-l-l-i...
wow....
if you want to be annoying, then definitely do spelling. although, i think it's rather tempting to throw a dodgeball at everyone. Most people have to pass by you to come into work, right? Why not show up early? :D
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