Wednesday, March 30, 2005
I think I will send Lindsey Lohan a sympathy card.
I know what it's like to have a father that acts like a massive jerk, then goes around complaining that you won't talk to him.

Wanna sign it?


1 Comments:

Blogger Thérèse said...

Yep, I do. Please sign this on my behalf:

Dearest Lindsey,

I'm so sorry things aren't superwonderful with your Dad, but please accept this piece of art, this lucky tinfoil shaped as a lightening bolt hitting a tulip, from me. I am sending it to you because it is lucky -- parts of it once were on a shelf at the local SuperStore and other parts of it I found during my travels throughout the city the other day -- and it will bring you good fortune.

By the way, I thought you were adorable in 'The Parent Trap' but I've loved you since 'Freaky Friday,' which I've rented on 7 separate occasions.

Yours truly, with a slight bit of jealousy at your pretty hair,

Thérèse
Extreme shoeist
Big, big fan

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