*Gasp!* I want him. I must have the giant lobster. He's soooooo cute. I want him to be the Postage Stamp's new watchdog. He's estimated to be maybe 100 years old, just think of the stories he could tell. I must have him as a pet, he could live out his retirement in my bathtub. I'd buy him bowties and listen to his stories of 'back in my day'. Maybe Edward Furlong will steal him for me. Edward Furlong would understand.
*Gasp!* I want him. I must have the giant lobster. He's soooooo cute. I want him to be the Postage Stamp's new watchdog. He's estimated to be maybe 100 years old, just think of the stories he could tell. I must have him as a pet, he could live out his retirement in my bathtub. I'd buy him bowties and listen to his stories of 'back in my day'. Maybe Edward Furlong will steal him for me. Edward Furlong would understand.
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And is now an ex-Lobster. He died while in the aquarium.
RIP gigantic all-powerful lobster. We hardly knew ye.
Why, WHY did you have to tell me that?
Why couldn't I have gone on in blissful ignorance?
*sobs, shoulders heaving*
I've decided he haunts the lobby now.
I feel a bit better now.
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