ValancyJane says:
By the way, we have a new project when we go to England.
ValancyJane says:
Jonny says it's impossible trying to get him to dance.
ValancyJane says:
We must be creative about this, but I don't want to leave until we've made him dance in some way.
Thérèse says:
Ooooooooh is it??!
Thérèse says:
we could just make him really happy so he could do the dance of joy like balki bartakoumous from perfect stragners.
ValancyJane says:
Actually he said he'd slowdance with me for 5 billion dollars.
ValancyJane says:
So if we start saving now............................
Thérèse says:
did he say 5 billion dollars in what currency?
Thérèse says:
cause i think it would be really funny to give him five billion dollars in monopoly money.
ValancyJane says:
I believe he used the pound equivilant of $
ValancyJane says:
Maybe there is an english version of monoply.
Thérèse says:
hm.
Thérèse says:
what were his exact words?
ValancyJane says:
That he'd do it for $(pound thingy)5 billion.
Thérèse says:
okay, you're right then. just have to find 5 billion in english monopoly money.
Thérèse says:
hehehehhe.
Thérèse says:
he'd HAVE to.
Thérèse says:
hey, you could probably print it, and colour it.
ValancyJane says:
Good idea.
Thérèse says:
he never said it had to be real money.
Thérèse says:
you could put glitter on it.
ValancyJane says:
Lets try to get through customs with that.
ValancyJane says:
Good plan.
Thérèse says:
hah.
ValancyJane says:
Wonder how long we'd be in jail.
ValancyJane says:
I can just see that going down.
ValancyJane says:
Male Customs officer - "Why are you trying to enter the country with 5 billion in forged money?"
ValancyJane says:
Us - "To pay a man to dance with us."
ValancyJane says:
Male customs officer - "Hah! I'm sure."
ValancyJane says:
Female customs officer - "I believe them."
Thérèse says:
LOL
Thérèse says:
Male customs officer - To dance, though?
female customs officer - Well, yeah.
ValancyJane says:
Us - "It would probably be cheaper to get him to sleep with us."
Thérèse says:
Male and female customs officers, in unison, while nodding - True.
Thérèse says:
Even better would be if we tried to bribe the customs officers in the end with a cool extra billion in our other pockets.
Thérèse says:
as in,
Us (waving extra billion around) - There's something in it for you guys, doooooooooon't worry... (both of us wink and grin)
By the way, we have a new project when we go to England.
ValancyJane says:
Jonny says it's impossible trying to get him to dance.
ValancyJane says:
We must be creative about this, but I don't want to leave until we've made him dance in some way.
Thérèse says:
Ooooooooh is it??!
Thérèse says:
we could just make him really happy so he could do the dance of joy like balki bartakoumous from perfect stragners.
ValancyJane says:
Actually he said he'd slowdance with me for 5 billion dollars.
ValancyJane says:
So if we start saving now............................
Thérèse says:
did he say 5 billion dollars in what currency?
Thérèse says:
cause i think it would be really funny to give him five billion dollars in monopoly money.
ValancyJane says:
I believe he used the pound equivilant of $
ValancyJane says:
Maybe there is an english version of monoply.
Thérèse says:
hm.
Thérèse says:
what were his exact words?
ValancyJane says:
That he'd do it for $(pound thingy)5 billion.
Thérèse says:
okay, you're right then. just have to find 5 billion in english monopoly money.
Thérèse says:
hehehehhe.
Thérèse says:
he'd HAVE to.
Thérèse says:
hey, you could probably print it, and colour it.
ValancyJane says:
Good idea.
Thérèse says:
he never said it had to be real money.
Thérèse says:
you could put glitter on it.
ValancyJane says:
Lets try to get through customs with that.
ValancyJane says:
Good plan.
Thérèse says:
hah.
ValancyJane says:
Wonder how long we'd be in jail.
ValancyJane says:
I can just see that going down.
ValancyJane says:
Male Customs officer - "Why are you trying to enter the country with 5 billion in forged money?"
ValancyJane says:
Us - "To pay a man to dance with us."
ValancyJane says:
Male customs officer - "Hah! I'm sure."
ValancyJane says:
Female customs officer - "I believe them."
Thérèse says:
LOL
Thérèse says:
Male customs officer - To dance, though?
female customs officer - Well, yeah.
ValancyJane says:
Us - "It would probably be cheaper to get him to sleep with us."
Thérèse says:
Male and female customs officers, in unison, while nodding - True.
Thérèse says:
Even better would be if we tried to bribe the customs officers in the end with a cool extra billion in our other pockets.
Thérèse says:
as in,
Us (waving extra billion around) - There's something in it for you guys, doooooooooon't worry... (both of us wink and grin)
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