Note to Self

When [Owner Who Slurs at Christmas Party] gives you his keys and says to give them to the mobile auto detail guy, be sure to ask the mobile detail guy if he plans to move the car to a different part of the parking lot while he washes it, because few things are more frightening than having the said owner go out to his usual spot, come back and ask, "Where the hell is my car? Are you sure you gave the keys to a mobile auto detail guy?"