Coworker, She of the Bought Breasts - "I'm off to the mall. If [Owner Who Slurs at Christmas Party] comes in, tell him I have his car."
And yes, she was serious.
And yes, she was serious.
Friday, January 14, 2005
Sarah Smile
I'm the luckiest girl in the world. Seriously, the world loves me. I'm not sure why it does, but I love most of it right back. I love wrapping presents. Flowers are important. That TOTALLY wasn't me who prank called you, I swear. I love to grocery shop. My boyfriend loves to cook. I can't get enough of kissing him. My bicycle has streamers on the handles. I think if people wanna know about my faith, they'll ask. I look young, and sound old. I love chaos, so you'll always find pets and teenagers around my house. I always have at least one book in my purse. At camp in high school, I was voted "Most Talkative." UNANIMOUSLY. I dance at the slightest provocation. This blog is my mirror, my publicist, my calendar, and my most flattering angle. I am its pushy stage mother. And apparently, I'm important enough to get hate mail. Sweet.
Blogging from sunny San Diego
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3 Comments:
Did you see him? Did you tell him???
He hasn't come in, and she's back already.
And I never tell anyone anything. I feign ignorance at all times.
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