Friend, She of the Mad Hair-Dressing Skills - "[Valancy Jane], I think I went the wrong way on Magnolia Ave. I'm at the mall."
Friend with Great Hair Now - "Um, ok, head south on Magnolia from there."
Friend, She of the Mad Hair-Dressing Skills - "I don't know which way is south."
Friend with Great Hair Now - "South would be heading toward, well, there really isn't a reference point that you would know in this end of the valley.
Long pause.
Friend with Great Hair Now - "Oh, ok! So you're at the mall. You know the side of the mall that Pat and Oscars is at? And the other side where the food court is? The food court is the south side. Does that help?"
Friend, She of the Mad Hair-Dressing Skills - "That makes perfect sense."
Friend with Great Hair Now - "Um, ok, head south on Magnolia from there."
Friend, She of the Mad Hair-Dressing Skills - "I don't know which way is south."
Friend with Great Hair Now - "South would be heading toward, well, there really isn't a reference point that you would know in this end of the valley.
Long pause.
Friend with Great Hair Now - "Oh, ok! So you're at the mall. You know the side of the mall that Pat and Oscars is at? And the other side where the food court is? The food court is the south side. Does that help?"
Friend, She of the Mad Hair-Dressing Skills - "That makes perfect sense."
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