How do you know when cottage cheese has gone bad?
Tuesday, November 16, 2004
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How To Determine If Cottage Cheese Is Still Good In Five Easy Steps
Step 1: Smell it. Does it smell cheesy? If yes, go to step 2. If you cannot smell it, skip step one and go right to step 2.
Step 2: Is it lumpy? If yes, then you've correctly found the cottage cheese. Congratulations, on to step 3.
Step 3: Is it still white? If yes, there is still hope. If no, and you haven't added anything (like, say.. honey, yummy), destroy evidence of bad cheese in fridge.
Step 4: The taste test.
4A. Find Test Subject.
4B. Feed possibly offensive cheese to subject.
4C. Monitor reaction.
If reaction is favorable, on to the final step. If reaction is unfavorable, call a medic, then on to the final step.
Step 5: Check Expiry Date.
When holds more innocent foodstuffs in the fridge (e.g. ketchup) to ransom.
What makes you think the ketchup is so innocent?
An adult tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, but the baby tomato is slower and starts to fall behind.
Turning to the baby tomato, the adult one says: "Come on, ketchup."
I'll get my coat.
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