My company has posted a new suggestion box in the upstairs breakroom. This has awesome comedic possibilities. So far Sven and Jonny have suggested:
"Get a bigger suggestion box"
"Look behind you"
"I am your father"
"You should hire someone fulltime, just to read these. If that's you, Hi."
I offer:
"Give me a raise. Signed Anonymous."
"We need health coverage for therapy." written in blood
Please give me your suggestions for the suggestion box.
"Get a bigger suggestion box"
"Look behind you"
"I am your father"
"You should hire someone fulltime, just to read these. If that's you, Hi."
I offer:
"Give me a raise. Signed Anonymous."
"We need health coverage for therapy." written in blood
Please give me your suggestions for the suggestion box.
5 Comments:
- Put in a balcony so we can throw things at people going by.
- Put a box of slippers in the hallway and forget shoes altogether.
- Put pinatas in all of the hallways.
- Have Starbucks deliver.
- Get koosh balls to throw over the wall into other cubicles
- Make the floor into an ice rink.
- Let chickens run around the hallways.
- Put llamas inside so you don't have to walk from place to place, you could just ride em.
~Lou
My turn. hehe ;)
1. introduce a "non-smoker" break?
2. call it the "fresh air" or "inhaling oxygen" break.
3. free the "scouse six"!
4. make macdonalds admit their food is bad for you
5. have a "queasily cheerful" bonus for staff first thing in the morning every day.
6. run suggestions box elections: choose between the actual suggestions box, or a heap of other useless options
7. tape the lid
1. All women be allowed 4 days off a month for cramps.
2. All women be allowed one week vacation for PMS.
3. Chocolate milk be given out during naptime.
4. Naptime will take place every day between 2pm and 3pm. Workers must provide their own mats and/or blankies.
5. Everyone will be required to wear a crankiness beeper, if yours starts to beep, then you must remove yourself immediately to the nearest Krispy Kreme. Preferably the one that was just built into the second floor, if they know what is good for them. =)
6. Office closes starting Thanksgiving and does not open until Epiphany. That'll make 'em think. =)
Great guys, you have me laughing hard. I've decided to submit your entries, with your names, Sven, Jonny, Kat, Lou, Coco, Lozza, John-Mark and Colleen. Let them try to figure out who you are. Tee-hee.
Still accepting entries, by the way.
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