1. What do you think? That I drank too many liquids this morning and will have to make a bathroom run before I finish this test.
2. How old were you when you stopped believing in Santa? My parents explained Santa to me as a sort of game to play, so I always knew his 'existence' was in the same class of truth as ' my mother's sanity'. It's fun to pretend it exists, but it's just a game.
3. What is the meaning of existence? I'm not entirely sure, but I suspect it was something to do with carbs.
4. Do you like musicals? Some of them.
5. Would you like to have retractable arms? Only when people are shoving fliers at me.
6. Are you posh? Since my only acquaintance with the word 'posh' is the Spice Girl and sometimes a description of a bathroom in a Las Vegas casino, and neither of those have much resemblance to myself, I will say, NO.
7. Do you agree with this statement? Yes. With all my heart.
8. If you won the lottery, how would you waste the money? I'd squander it recklessly on education for underprivileged kids and aids treatment in Africa. And a private concert by Enrique Iglesias where I hold a rose and he sings love songs to me.
POTTY BREAK
9. Whats your deepest, darkest secret? That I believe Bigfoot might exist
10. Tell me. But I already mentioned that on my blog.
11. Go on! So I'm stripped of secrets.
12. Sod you then. Do you know how central heating works? Not a clue. This is San Diego. I think there is a switch to turn on the heat somewhere in my apartment, but someone painted over it.
13. Why do things look smaller when they are further away? Because they actually get smaller when they are far from you. Things puff up with happiness when you approach.
14. In your head, are you still 16? No, 13. And in love with a guy I met at summer camp.
15. Do you frequently make statements but enunciate them as though they are questions? Not really?
16. Why do groups of schoolgirls walk so incredibly slowly? Because it's difficult to coordinate all those 'ohmygosh' hand movements and hair tosses, all while keeping an eye on who is watching them, while navigating. Seriously, try it. It's, like, hard and stuff.
17. How can birds fly right into the centre of trees without hitting any of the branches? Because they actually pay attention to where they are going and aren't on their cell phones and yelling at their kids in the backseat.
18. What are cats up to? My cat is stockpiling weapons for his master world domination plan.
19. What are you up to? Trying to stay in my cat's good graces.
20. Could 2+2 ever possibly equal 7? Yes, I'm sure it is.
21. Can you fall asleep on your back? Yes, and more importantly, I can fall asleep on your back.
22. Whats the first thing that comes into your head when you wake up? Oh, no. I'm dying. All I can see is black, my throat and nose are dry and fuzzy, and I can't breathe. Oh wait, my cat is sleeping on my face again.
23. In the city, the 100 share index closed at 5.67 points up and the yen is up 2.3 against the
pound. Is this English? I believe it's dewey decimal, a dialect of the native american tribes.
24. Do you care what color your bathroom is? Sadly yes. My bathroom is a vision in off-white, pale green and light blue.
25. The French drink more than us, smoke more than us, eat more fat than us, but live between 4-14 years longer. (By us, I mean the British). Is this fair? No, and as an American, I feel the moral responsibility to invade France and slaughter anyone older that you.
26. If you could take out one of your eyes, and use it to look at your other eye, what would you see? Well, I would hold my eyeball behind my back to see if my butt looks big in these pants. Hoping it does, of course, big butts are in.
27. This sentence is false. This has devastating implications for the classical correspondence theory of truth. So what? So I'm eating leftovers stolen from the conference room after a lunch meeting between our CEO and the Intel guys. It's quite tasty leftovers. I supplement my diet this way quite often.
28. A baguette is not a small bag, and an omelette is not a small om. Can you think of two more examples of things that arent what their name suggests in this way? No. Well, one of my exes was a black man, a tall one at that, but certain things about him weren't as they were rumored to be, if you catch my drift.
29. I only asked if you could think of them, not to tell me what they were. Do you feel as though you have now wasted valuable time? No, I feel like I might have wasted your time reading that, however.
30. Would you ever jump out of a plane? If the person flying the plane had very bad breath perhaps.
31. Would you ever jump out of a plane wearing a parachute? Only if I wanted to live or had a haircut appointment that day.
32. Is because its there ever really a good enough reason to climb a mountain? Sure, if you need a reason.
33. What was Nietzsche hiding behind his moustache? The next Mormon 'scripture' which will be discovered in 2014.
34. Why cant you ever think of any jokes when someone asks you to tell them a joke? I can.
35. If you had your own Greek chorus, what would they sing? Opera, making everything I do seem important and fraught with meaning.
36. Do you like telling people what to do? Not really, then I am responsible for the problems arising from my poor leadership.
37. Do you like people telling you what to do? Do you think I should like that? Tell me.
38. Can you lend me a tenner? Sure, fly out here and get it.
39. Have you ever played air guitar in your underwear to a song you would never admit you liked to anyone? Yes, but it was air harp to an Enya song. Please still be my friend.
40. Have you ever been to Suffolk? No.
2. How old were you when you stopped believing in Santa? My parents explained Santa to me as a sort of game to play, so I always knew his 'existence' was in the same class of truth as ' my mother's sanity'. It's fun to pretend it exists, but it's just a game.
3. What is the meaning of existence? I'm not entirely sure, but I suspect it was something to do with carbs.
4. Do you like musicals? Some of them.
5. Would you like to have retractable arms? Only when people are shoving fliers at me.
6. Are you posh? Since my only acquaintance with the word 'posh' is the Spice Girl and sometimes a description of a bathroom in a Las Vegas casino, and neither of those have much resemblance to myself, I will say, NO.
7. Do you agree with this statement? Yes. With all my heart.
8. If you won the lottery, how would you waste the money? I'd squander it recklessly on education for underprivileged kids and aids treatment in Africa. And a private concert by Enrique Iglesias where I hold a rose and he sings love songs to me.
POTTY BREAK
9. Whats your deepest, darkest secret? That I believe Bigfoot might exist
10. Tell me. But I already mentioned that on my blog.
11. Go on! So I'm stripped of secrets.
12. Sod you then. Do you know how central heating works? Not a clue. This is San Diego. I think there is a switch to turn on the heat somewhere in my apartment, but someone painted over it.
13. Why do things look smaller when they are further away? Because they actually get smaller when they are far from you. Things puff up with happiness when you approach.
14. In your head, are you still 16? No, 13. And in love with a guy I met at summer camp.
15. Do you frequently make statements but enunciate them as though they are questions? Not really?
16. Why do groups of schoolgirls walk so incredibly slowly? Because it's difficult to coordinate all those 'ohmygosh' hand movements and hair tosses, all while keeping an eye on who is watching them, while navigating. Seriously, try it. It's, like, hard and stuff.
17. How can birds fly right into the centre of trees without hitting any of the branches? Because they actually pay attention to where they are going and aren't on their cell phones and yelling at their kids in the backseat.
18. What are cats up to? My cat is stockpiling weapons for his master world domination plan.
19. What are you up to? Trying to stay in my cat's good graces.
20. Could 2+2 ever possibly equal 7? Yes, I'm sure it is.
21. Can you fall asleep on your back? Yes, and more importantly, I can fall asleep on your back.
22. Whats the first thing that comes into your head when you wake up? Oh, no. I'm dying. All I can see is black, my throat and nose are dry and fuzzy, and I can't breathe. Oh wait, my cat is sleeping on my face again.
23. In the city, the 100 share index closed at 5.67 points up and the yen is up 2.3 against the
pound. Is this English? I believe it's dewey decimal, a dialect of the native american tribes.
24. Do you care what color your bathroom is? Sadly yes. My bathroom is a vision in off-white, pale green and light blue.
25. The French drink more than us, smoke more than us, eat more fat than us, but live between 4-14 years longer. (By us, I mean the British). Is this fair? No, and as an American, I feel the moral responsibility to invade France and slaughter anyone older that you.
26. If you could take out one of your eyes, and use it to look at your other eye, what would you see? Well, I would hold my eyeball behind my back to see if my butt looks big in these pants. Hoping it does, of course, big butts are in.
27. This sentence is false. This has devastating implications for the classical correspondence theory of truth. So what? So I'm eating leftovers stolen from the conference room after a lunch meeting between our CEO and the Intel guys. It's quite tasty leftovers. I supplement my diet this way quite often.
28. A baguette is not a small bag, and an omelette is not a small om. Can you think of two more examples of things that arent what their name suggests in this way? No. Well, one of my exes was a black man, a tall one at that, but certain things about him weren't as they were rumored to be, if you catch my drift.
29. I only asked if you could think of them, not to tell me what they were. Do you feel as though you have now wasted valuable time? No, I feel like I might have wasted your time reading that, however.
30. Would you ever jump out of a plane? If the person flying the plane had very bad breath perhaps.
31. Would you ever jump out of a plane wearing a parachute? Only if I wanted to live or had a haircut appointment that day.
32. Is because its there ever really a good enough reason to climb a mountain? Sure, if you need a reason.
33. What was Nietzsche hiding behind his moustache? The next Mormon 'scripture' which will be discovered in 2014.
34. Why cant you ever think of any jokes when someone asks you to tell them a joke? I can.
35. If you had your own Greek chorus, what would they sing? Opera, making everything I do seem important and fraught with meaning.
36. Do you like telling people what to do? Not really, then I am responsible for the problems arising from my poor leadership.
37. Do you like people telling you what to do? Do you think I should like that? Tell me.
38. Can you lend me a tenner? Sure, fly out here and get it.
39. Have you ever played air guitar in your underwear to a song you would never admit you liked to anyone? Yes, but it was air harp to an Enya song. Please still be my friend.
40. Have you ever been to Suffolk? No.
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Your officially official personal personality score is 726.83. This means that you have spent at least 1 hour in the last 20 years riding in a car. You like horses, but wouldn’t want to want to share your breakfast with one of them. You were born in a hospital in the relatively recent past, but don’t remember it. You believe that the world contains at least one green object. You tend to participate in conversations, and usually enjoy it. You have a job, a house, two arms and a head, among other things. Generally speaking, you think monsters are monstrous, that pasta is food and that British chocolate is superior. You can spell and count, tie your shoelaces and blow your nose. When things happen to you, you feel emotions: sometimes good, other times bad. You know how to get what you want but you don’t know what you want to know how to get.
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