1. Ask your boss for a week off to join the 'Bigfoot Field Research Organization' on an 'expedition' to hunt for 'Bigfoot'. (yes, I know I said I'm willing to be convinced that such a creature exsists, but even proof of that doesn't make these - http://www.bfro.net/NEWS/roundup/roundups_2004_reviews.asp
- people sane)
2. Drive through a car show with the windows down, and the sound system turned up as loud as possible. Put in a Barry Manilow CD. Rock out to Copacabana.
3. Tell people that call your company that the owner can't take their call right now because he has to leave the office now if he's going to catch his dealer before the dealer has to make a court date to bail out one of his hookers. When they laugh uncomfortably, hoping you're joking, ask them if they'd like the boss to pick them up anything while they're at the dealers street corner.
- people sane)
2. Drive through a car show with the windows down, and the sound system turned up as loud as possible. Put in a Barry Manilow CD. Rock out to Copacabana.
3. Tell people that call your company that the owner can't take their call right now because he has to leave the office now if he's going to catch his dealer before the dealer has to make a court date to bail out one of his hookers. When they laugh uncomfortably, hoping you're joking, ask them if they'd like the boss to pick them up anything while they're at the dealers street corner.
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