Do you ever wonder if the reason God created cats without the ability to speak is because they would have such filthy language? I read somewhere that "once, every thousand years, one cat is allowed to speak". Lets hope it's not Maximus, he would let loose a string of words that would singe your eyebrows, words I'm sure he's been saving up since that time I tried to coax him to wear a top hat or the time I stepped on his paw, tried to jump up off it, and off-kilter, landed on his tail.
Thursday, October 28, 2004
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Have you ever seen Vanilla Sky? There's a part where Penelope Cruz says, "I will tell you in another life, when we are both cats."
That's my favorite line in the whole movie!
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