Tuesday, May 09, 2006
More Random Horoscopes From Miss Cleo (The Rat)
Cols - Yes. The green one. Do it. I don't care if it doesn't seem sensible. But be careful afterwards.

'Rez - Put flowers in your hair today. If you don't, they will grow there on their own.

Jonny - Today, you will have a conversation with someone you think is crazy. They aren't, though.

Miss Kendra - Today, somewhere, a little girl is thinking, "I wanna be just like Miss Kendra when I grow up." (Yes, I think this every morning, but I don't think I'm the one Miss Cleo is refering too - VJ)

Ike - Someone will see you from an airplane today and wonder about you.

Sven - Today, somewhere in Detroit, a garage band is considering the name "World of Sven" as their band name. They will choose something else by the weekend, but that's to be expected as they change their name every week. But today the drummer's little sister will look longingly at the lead singer and doodle "I heart WOS" on her biology binder.

Chlace - Don't worry, only one of your neighbor's pet snakes are poisonous. He thinks they both are, but the guy at the pet store ripped him off.

Hank - You never noticed it was missing, but today someone will replace something that they stole from you.

BakeTown - No one will notice if you start drinking right now.

Ruan - A man in the background of one of your pictures actually noticed you taking the picture, and entertains himself at times by spinning paranoid fantasies about it.

Dufel - You will NOT be attacked by a grapefruit today. No guarantees about kiwi.

'Mookie - An old man will look at you and think that you look just like he did when he was young.

Nick - Count all your moles. You might be missing one.

Mlisso - You have been calling someone by the wrong name for a year now, since you met them. They're too polite to correct you on it, plus they kinda like the name you think is theirs.

Lou - If you go out tonight, bring a sweater. (Miss Cleo is very concerned about people catching a chill, so I don't know if this is an actual fortune or just advice - VJ)

Coco - A ghost will attempt to contact you tonight. They will probably give up when they realize what the long distance charges will be.


4 Comments:

Blogger Bake Town said...

Way ahead of ya lady!

Blogger Lauren said...

oh....what if I can't find a sweater?!?!?!??!?!

oh no!!!

Blogger dizzy von damn! said...

this feature RULES.

Blogger melissa said...

Good to know...

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