One of my darling kidlets, Daniel, is going to be in another play. Pinocchio, specifically.
And of course I'll be rounding up the girls and creating a glitter shortage in the western US.
We'll scream, we'll wave posters, we'll basically annoy the ever-loving CRAP out of every other person in that theater.
We don't care.
We heart Daniel.
I'd like to open up this fun experience to those of you who live too far away to attend, or that have an ounce of shame but enjoy hearing about other people making a scene.
Suggestions for posters are now being accepted. Suggestions of things to yell are now being accepted. Yes, I AM that loud, and yes I CAN project over the miked actors.
Ask Daniel.
Or ask the poor man sitting next to us at the last show, who resorted to growling at me in irratation.
Good thing I have no shame.
Suggest away in the comments section.
And of course I'll be rounding up the girls and creating a glitter shortage in the western US.
We'll scream, we'll wave posters, we'll basically annoy the ever-loving CRAP out of every other person in that theater.
We don't care.
We heart Daniel.
I'd like to open up this fun experience to those of you who live too far away to attend, or that have an ounce of shame but enjoy hearing about other people making a scene.
Suggestions for posters are now being accepted. Suggestions of things to yell are now being accepted. Yes, I AM that loud, and yes I CAN project over the miked actors.
Ask Daniel.
Or ask the poor man sitting next to us at the last show, who resorted to growling at me in irratation.
Good thing I have no shame.
Suggest away in the comments section.
3 Comments:
POSTERS:
Got wood?
Leiderhosen is hot!
YELL:
Tell a lie! Tell a lie!
PROPS:
Someone dress as a fisherman, bring a net and a fishing pole. When it's time for the whale scene, start casting. Then yell out: I think we're gonna need a bigger boat.
Cols, you set the bar high.
Poster:
Got string? We've got scissors.
DANIEL YOU'RE SO HOT!
Yell:
(throughout the whole play) I see string! I see it! Don't you see it? Did you see the string? I swear I saw string... You're faking!
Props:
Dress up as a large whale, fitting three people in the costume. And pretend there's nothing wrong with trying to find a seat in the middle of a row for a three-person whale. When the whale part comes on, yell "Dewey! Honey, you're doing great! It's mummy!" and show your "Dewey's number 1!" sign. That's when the whale on stage will wave and pull out his "Hi, Mom" sign.
Personally I like Cols' suggestions the best.
I'm tapped. The only thing I can think of for a sign is:
"DANIEL'S OUR REAL BOY!"
That's it. Pretty lame compared to Rez and Colleen.
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