Friday, September 02, 2005
Another Actual Conversation
Sales Guy - "Where's [Coworker, She of the Lovely Curls]? Oh, you know, I'll ask you. You might know, in fact you might be the one responsible for -"

Receptionist - "Nope. It wasn't me."

Sales Guy - "How do you know?"

Receptionist - "Because to have done something wrong, I'd have had to DO something around here. To be responsible, I'd have to have responsibilities. TRUST ME, it wasn't me."


1 Comments:

Blogger dizzy von damn! said...

i will be using this statement repeatedly.

geeeeeeenius!

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