............*squeezes in between seats, hugs co-stars and then the camera pans away from me because no one can climb up stairs in an evening gown gracefully, to the losers doing 'she deserved to win' look, then the camera pans back to me as I reach the clear glass podium (so everyone can still see my roped-up-to-my-neck cleavage and does the obligatory gloved hand over heart gesture and prepares to gush*
"I'd like to thank all the voices in my own head, really, you guys have always been there for me. I'd like to thank my third grade teacher, Miss What's-Her-Name, for really inspiring me to name things. And most of all, *waves gloved hand toward the orchestra* oh PLEASE don't start the music yet, most of all I'd like to thank all the inanimate objects on my desk, Bettina, Boris, Svenny, Joey, Lucy, Kiki, 'Mookie, Elton, Brenda, and Lipper for making my world such a friendlier place."
"I'd like to thank all the voices in my own head, really, you guys have always been there for me. I'd like to thank my third grade teacher, Miss What's-Her-Name, for really inspiring me to name things. And most of all, *waves gloved hand toward the orchestra* oh PLEASE don't start the music yet, most of all I'd like to thank all the inanimate objects on my desk, Bettina, Boris, Svenny, Joey, Lucy, Kiki, 'Mookie, Elton, Brenda, and Lipper for making my world such a friendlier place."
1 Comments:
and now email me your address so i can send you your cowie lights!
they are desperately in need of naming!
and you might also want to remove them from their plastic. that stuff can't make it easy to breathe.
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